{"id":131,"date":"2005-12-22T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T00:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stitch.hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/?p=131"},"modified":"2005-12-22T00:01:59","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T00:01:59","slug":"giddy_reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/giddy_reindeer\/","title":{"rendered":"Giddy Reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gallery.avenueb.org\/albums\/album29\/acu.sized.jpg\" width=300 alt=\"Day 18\"><\/center><br \/>\nRudolph looks like someone just told him the stupidest joke in the world, and he&#8217;s trying to make them feel better by acting like it was funny.  What a wonderful Christmas story I&#8217;ve just come up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rudolph looks like someone just told him the stupidest joke in the world, and he&#8217;s trying to make them feel better by acting like it was funny. What a wonderful Christmas story I&#8217;ve just come up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crafting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hiptopiecesquares.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}